New Safety Alarms Coming To Elmira Prison Employees

Southport Correctional Facility will get them later.

How about giving them riot guns, with orders to shoot any prisoner who looks at them funny?  Again, we have a win-win, every prisoner shot is one less we have to pay for, and every single prisoner would know their exact place in the world (Lower then dog crap), and knowing their place, they will be like a content kitty, no longer having to posture for their fellow inmates.